Wednesday, January 20, 2010

5 stupid things to put on your car

Okay, I want to preface this post by saying that these are stupid things, not distasteful... although there are some distasteful things in here.

1.) Jesus fish or Anti-Jesus fish in their various forms. Seeing these on a vehicle makes me roll my eyes. I'm all about self-expression, but it's really annoying to have these pseudo-religious icons thrown in our faces.



2.) Flames. Are you kidding me? What decade is this again? It doesn't matter what kind of car you own, flames don't make your car go faster or even make you look cooler. Ugh.



3.) The classic mudflap girl. Whoever designed this doesn't really have a girlfriend or wife in his life, and let's face it; Only a man could design something so misogynistic. Nothing says "All I want is a cheap and fast woman with moral issues and a possible STD" than a car with a mudflap girl.



4.) The classiest of the classy... Calvin peeing on (insert logo of company that you despise here). We can't find any other means of expressing ourselves, so let's show the world how white trash and disgusting we truly are with this awesome graphic. Go start a blog, people!!



5.) My favorite, the family car graphic. This is really cute.. it is. This is also an advertisement to robbers, sex offenders and perverts out there. "Follow this car, and you'll know where a family of five live. They have three children, one under the age of 3, and only one dog."



Stay tuned for more 5 things, maybe not all of them focusing on the negative. :)

1 comment:

  1. Oh Jacob. I totally cracked up at number 3. How very true. As for the car people, at least the one you show doesn't have the children's name and school to go along with it....

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